My Dog is a Racist Asshole
It should come as no surprise to you that my dog is an asshole.
I mean, I did raise her myself from eight weeks old.
But I thought it was JUST an asshole. I have one throw rug in my house. That’s where she pukes
She climbs up into my lap, aims her butt to my face, lets a rancid broccoli fart fly, jumps off my lap, turns and laughs at me.
That’s right, my dog farts in my face then LAUGHS at me.
But the other day was the absolute topper. I cannot believe what I caught the dog doing. I NEVER raised her to be like this, so she must have gotten it from the other dogs at the park.
My dog is RACIST.
Observe:
Why she picked the Oriental people to be racist about, I’ll never know.
But then again, why is anybody racist against anybody?
Rest assured I’ll be sitting down and having a long talk with her.
Ok?
