A height of lazy.
I did it. I went out and got a lap top. And nobody ever told me that laptops aren’t really supposed to go on your lap because they get hot.
But I’m lazy. I’m too lazy to get a heat protector or a table because why shouldn’t I sit in my recliner and compute WHILE I watch TV? I’m so lazy that the open, festering burns on my legs and my irradiated, glowing junk bother me not.
So there I am, with the laptop, watching T.V. and surfing the net. Now all I need is to build a shitter into the chair, and put a fridge beside me and I’ll never leave. Not even for work. Which might be unwise because they’ll cut off the electricity and water depriving me of the ability to T.V., compute, and flush. I like doing those things.
So this week I’m off on vacation. A family vacation. My sister lives in VA and once a year my mom, dad and I go down to visit her. It’s pretty slow as my sis lives in boring, American and my parents are old so require a lot of downtime. My hotel room will have free internet AND a TV so I can continue vegitating into nothingness. Sweet.
But I really am looking forward to seeing how well my WIFI card works on the way down there. Midget porn in Buffalo? Definately. Girl on girl action in Pensylvania? For sure. Maybe we’ll even overshoot VA and get to Georgia so I can pick up some “first cousins kissing” porn. Awesome. And the really kinky stuff will be surfed if I pick up any government or educational WIFI signals, just to fuck some people up.
See you all around.
