What the Hell?
Maybe it’s Karma. Maybe I shouldn’t have made fun of those people. Maybe because turning 32 means I’m old and my body wanted to prove it. Maybe I am human after all. Whatever the case is, I was sick this weekend.
Sure, it was just a cold and it only lasted for a couple of days. But I’m almost never sick so it caught me by surprise.
At first I thought it was because I’m allergic to Tech Joes pussy. His pussy was rubbing all up against me and just wouldn’t leave me alone. I told him to get his pussy away from me but it just kept rubbing and rubbing and making the WEIRDEST noises.
I’m allergic to cats. Also, I hate them. They are useless. No wonder I enjoy Chinese food so much.
It became clear the next morning when I woke up that it wasn’t Joes Pussy, because there is no pussy in my house. Unfortunately. Something was leaking from my nose, and my throat hurt. Which is weird, because I usually am not able to injure myself on the inside from my own stupidity. I don’t remember hitting myself in the throat.
I logged onto the computer, and searched for “help, my nose is leaking”. I found this:
AHA! I need to go to a mechanic! So off I went. He laughed at me. So I asked him where the human mechanics were. That’s how I ended up at the drug store.
By this time my nose had leaked all over my shirt and pants. It looked like a frigging ghostbuster or something. Everyone was staring at me while I walked up to the pharmiscist. I told her that my nose was leaking, how did I get it to stop?
Long story short, I ended up with something called “Kleenex” and something else called “Nyquil”. And now I’m better.
Thank you all for your concern.
