Yup, I’m Neglecting.
Yea, I haven’t been around much.
Yup, I probably won’t be posting my usual 300-500 word lengthy blog posts that take me minutes and minutes to complete.
I’ve been busy lately. Yea, working two jobs. Not to make ends meet mind you, because the second job actually isn’t classified as a job because I’m not getting paid.
See? I’ve been telling you all along that I’m retarded and only most of you believed me. Now ALL of you can believe me for doing WORK and not getting paid.
It can’t actually be classified as volunteer work either, because the only benefit out of this is my own. And it will ONLY be my own. Screw all you mental misfits and poor folk that need money! Go get a job and quit begging for cheeseburger money outside of McDonalds.
Also, when I go into McDonalds and get you cheeseburgers, don’t give me the look. If you don’t want cheeseburger don’t ask for one.
Fucking bums.
Anyways, in lieu of actual content, have a gander at this lovely poster created with the help of our friends at BIG HUGE LABS.
