What do Women/Men Want?
It was once said that a man finally figured a woman out, but died laughing before he could tell anybody.
HA!
While that is somewhat true, I think I’ve figured something out, at least in response to relationships.
You see, women want two things:
- A douchebag to date that treats her like shit.
- A guy that is a ‘friend’ that is a great guy, treats her right and would do anything for her, and would date her in a second.
Then, while dating #1, she will complain bitterly to guy #2 about what a dick she’s dating and why guys can’t be more like him. Except she won’t date him. He’ll ask and she’ll laugh at him. She’ll be totally oblivious to why guy #2 is horribly depressed and has a shitty life. She’ll give him even more mixed signals such as cuddling with him at the movies or showing him how her boobs look in her new pushup bra. Later, she’ll go fuck guy #1 and then call guy #2 to complain about how he “never cuddles afterward”.
Guy #2 will kill himself and she’ll wonder why.
Now, on to the men.
Men want a great ass, killer tits and open legs.
And that my friends, is why we are doomed as a species.
