Why the Muslims converted to Christianity
September 17th, 2009
Ishmael: You are awake!
Muchmood: My suicide bombing failed?
Ishmael: The bombing part didn’t fail. I’m sorry about your legs.
Muchmood: What happened to my legs?
Ishmael: I don’t know. I saw some vultures picking at them about a half mile away
Muchmood: How am I alive then?
Ishmael: A rock fell on your stumps cutting off the flow of blood.
Muchmood: I almost died though! I saw it! I was in heaven and god showed me my 72 virgins
Ishmael: Was it everything you were promised?
Muchmood: Not really. I think I’m done being a Muslim.
Ishmael: What! Why? What did you see!
Muchmood: Virgins all right, they were definitely virgins. I took a picture. Look.
‘Nuff Said
