Doofus Texting
Sometimes you get a call from a wrong number. Last night I got a text from a wrong number. That’s the first time it’s happened, surpisingly. I mean, everybody texts now, so I figured it would happen sooner or later.
Just like wrong number phone calls, I decided to fuck with the texter. And he/she was kind enough to oblige me. Observe.
Doofus: Tell bob to call the house this is Dalls
Me: Yo momma
Doofus: Wat
Me: No you!
Doofus: Yes
Me: Maybe?
Doofus: Who is this!
Me: Yo Momma
Me: Can I have $5?
Doofus: When
Doofus: No
Doofus: Ok
Me: Do you still have the stuff?
Doofus: What stuff
Me: Don’t hold out on me
Me: You used all four bags?
Doofus: What dus that mean
Me: Shit. Now I really need that $5
Me: My ass itches!
Doofus: My dad side no
Me: $2?
Me: My o’henry has corn
Doofus: But i’m not going to give you 5$ or 2$
I actually got that last text the next morning. He/she/it didn’t text for a while so I got bored and went home to bed. I hope he/she/it texts again. That was fun, wouldn’t you say?
