The good, the bad…. well, just the ugly really.
Sometimes you can be surrounded by things and just tune them out, because they’re a part of your environment. You give them no credence because it’s something you see everyday. But sometimes, just sometimes you suddenly become aware, it snaps into place and you go “holy shit! I never noticed…”.
What I’m trying to say is, WOW! There are so many UGLY people!
Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not exactly super model material. To put it to you another way, I was at a comedy club once. The comedian on stage told us that one in three people are ugly. Look to your right and left, and if those people are ok looking, then chances are…..
And the people to my right and left were pretty good looking, is what I’m trying to say.
But really, compared to most people, I’m positively glowing.
All around me I see blackened and missing teeth, morbid obesity, poor hygiene, front ass, man boobs, that shit on your lips that gathers in the corner and forms strings when you talk (gross), grease, grime and a general lack of washing. Yellowed, blood shot eyes, low sloping foreheads, women with mustaches, men with perms. Overhanging guts, moose knuckles, clothing that hasn’t been in style since 1982 (the same year it was last washed), and halitosis that would knock a fly off the wall at fifty paces. Slack jaws, dumb looks, and a general sense of disgusting.
And all this even BEFORE I get into Wal*Mart.
And yet, all these ugly people are hand in hand with another equally ugly people with their ugly children in tow. You’d think natural selection would have already taken care of this, because who wants to get naked and sweaty with an ugly, weird looking smelly disgusting hephalump and suck unwashed smegma? How does this happen?
‘Nuff Said.
