My Thoughts on Anal Sex
May 18th, 2009
It’s not that I’m apposed to anal sex, it’s just that I won’t stick it in a woman’s bum.
Not because of any particular reason other than my own brand of fucked up logic.
You see, for some reason it’s one hole or the other with me, but not both.
Poo comes out of the one hole, and babies come out of the other.
And I find babies slightly less gross than poo. Only just slightly.
Therefore, I won’t stick it up her bum, no matter how much she begs.
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Ok, but only if she begs.
That is all.
