What the hell is an STI?
*Someone actually asked me to do a guest post. If you want to read it, click here would you?
In my parents day, when somebody got a disease from chawing on the slut train, everyone referred to it as VD or venereal disease. Then in my day, the pansie ass’s upgraded it to be more politically correct and called it a sexually transmitted disease.
Now VD and STD don’t exist, because we use the uber ultra politically correct STI. What the HELL is an STI?
I have no idea why we have to rename sex diseases so many fucking times. What exactly was wrong with VD? Venereal Disease. Yea, I like the sound of that. Venereal. It sounds all squishy and dirty and genital like. That’s a good word.
I say SCREW you pansy ass lefties! You’re changing the name of a broad definition of virus’s and bacteria so you don’t offend a bevy of skanks and sluts? Are you afraid to remind Jimmy how stupid he is because he didn’t put a condom on before screwing the 47 year old one legged french whore?
I don’t think so.
From now on, it’s venereal disease. It is because I say it is. Anybody that’s a whore and has or had one has had VD. You didn’t get an STD, you didn’t get an STI, you’re a skank or ho and you screwed someone without protection and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT. That’s it, end of story.
Furthermore, if you are a skank or ho in a particular situation, you’re to use the letters V.D. after the end of your name. Yea, kind of like you went to school, except this is the school of skank.
If you’re a prostitute, welcome to the alumni! You’re V.D. If you’ve had more sexual partners in a year than there are months, you’re on the honour roll! If you’re from or ever have been to Amsterdam, guess what. You are an honorary V.D. and you get to use it after your name!
Especially you Paris, especially you.
