The Mind of Spaz

What do you think when you hear the word Canadian?  Super nice? Really friendly? Maple syrup, poutine, hockey and cops riding horses? Is that what you think, eh? You stupid American prick?

Let me tell you all a little sumptin sumptin.  Canada is a socialist country.  That’s right, socialist.  Even our right wingers are bleeding pansies in comparison to the Republican party.  We’re practically commies over here. No, not that Russian or Chinese “Our version of Marxism is like a good from far but far from good chick, not nice to see up close and has really bad breath.”  It’s more like the “We’re helping people who don’t actually need help so much that pretty soon there’s only going to be one guy working and he’s going to have to pay three point five million percent income tax Marxism”.

Let me explain it another way.

Let’s say that got an education, landed a good job where you worked hard, and bought a nice house and a good working vehicle and filled your refrigerator with good food.  Now let’s say that you had a father that you couldn’t say no to, because if he did he’d beat your ass and lock you in a room for the next ten years.  Father has just told you that your idiot cousin Effrum is coming to stay with you, forever, and he’s never going to leave.

Now Effrum is living in your house.  Everyday you go to work, work hard, and come home dog tired.

Effrum has spent the day eating cheesy poofs and watching soap Operas.  Effrum has cranked the A/C to full, turned on every light in the house, and left the shower running just because he can.

He also took a dump in your kitchen sink and complained that you didn’t bring home more cheesy poofs.

You’ve asked Effrum to be more considerate but he bitch slapped you right across the face.

You tell your father all this and he bitch slaps you across the other side of your face, telling you that you’re an insensitive jerk and you’ll probably go to hell.

Your father then tells you that Effrum needs more spending money for “better food”.  He kicks you in the nuts, steals $100.00 from your wallet and gives it to Effrum.

Effrum goes out and buys lottery tickets, smokes, beer, and a new video game.

Effrum decides he doesn’t like the fact that you own the house, own the car, and after having worked your ass off for 15 years (while he’s done nothing but gotten progressively fatter and uglier) you finally bought that motorcycle you’ve always wanted.  He and his ugly friends get up off their fat asses and protest all the nice houses uptown that people have worked hard for, messing up their lawns and stomping on their geraniums.

The fathers are called, but they do nothing, chastising you for not being sympathetic to the plight of Effrum and his disgusting smelly friends.

Finding out that there’s actually nothing physically wrong with Effrum, you ask him to maybe go out and find a job to help pay for the incredibly huge bills he’s creating at your expense.  Effrum tells you to fuck off and takes another dump in the kitchen sink.  Father bitch slaps you twice and asks you why you can’t be more understanding.

Later that week, Effrum stomps off downtown and has sex with fourteen different women.  He didn’t wear a condom, and ten of the women get pregnant. They’re not quite sure it’s Effrum’s though, because they’d already had sex with at least nine other guys that week.

After the female Effrums  squirt out the kid, Father thrashes you to within an inch of your life, takes $500 from your wallet, and rewards the female Effrums for being disgusting whores.  He does the same for each kid the female Effrums squirt, only beating you just a bit harder and and taking just a bit more money each time.

So, who are the players?

I’m me. Yes, the average hard working Canadian slob, trying to make it on whatever is left over after the Federal and Provincial governments take 53% of your salary, you’re done paying 13% tax on everything you purchase, and the municipal government finishes taking their huge percentage for property tax.

Who’s Father? Why, father is your benevolent left winged socialist government, working hard for you!

And Effrum is the welfare slob.  Did I mention that Effrum is the fourth generation welfare slob? Yes, we’ve already passed three full generations of full time welfare people, most of whom were physically able to work, but just didn’t want to.

And we said to them, “Don’t worry, you don’t’ have to work, because everybody else will just work harder for you.”

While Father is busy feeding the idiotic off your hard earned money, he’s also slipping a few billion into his pocket at the same time, all the while chastising you for being an insensitive jackass.

So Americans, and I’m talking to you:  Who do you think is at fault here?  Father, Effrum or myself?

And ask yourself this: Is a system that punishes you for contributing and rewards you for leeching ultimately sustainable in the long term?

Think about it, and watch Obama and his band of left wingers carefully.  Maybe, just maybe, if you’re quick, lucky, and decisive, you can keep the good Mr. Obama might do, and weed out the left winged idiocy.

Maybe.

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I’m in a mood today. A serious mood. A damned bad seriously intense mood.

I’m not holding back. No, no way. I don’t care if you lefty pinko faggots scream bloody murder again, like you’re so used to doing.  I don’t care if you think I’m a nazi overlord trying to take away your easy peasy do nothing socialist activist life.

There are two types of people in the world:

1. Contributors
2. Leaches

Contributors work full time and pay taxes.  Contributors benefit society by paying into it more than they suck out of it.

Leaches fall into two categories

1. Those who don’t contribute because they can’t
2. Those who don’t contribute because they won’t

So here’s the thing. There’s an age of majority where you get to vote. It doesn’t matter if you’re a contributor or a leach, you get to vote when you reach a certain age.

Why the hell do leaches get to vote? Voting should be a privaledge, not a right. Seriously!  There’s no WAY that someone who is a societal leach should have an equal say to someone who contributes to society.

Now, take those who can’t contribute. Like, children. Even if you’re 18, you’re still a child.  A serious child. Anyone who’s been in a room with a bunch of 18 year olds, even an immature adult like me, will agree that 18 year olds are no more than children.

You’re 18. Most likely, you’ve been living off mommy’s teat for your entire 18 years.  You might have a part time job, but whoop de fucking do, the taxes you’ve paid won’t even cover the hospital bills the time you busted your ankle hopping a fence while running from the cops.

So, not having to do things like work at a job, seeing most of your money being siphoned away in taxes, paying for food, utilities, car payments and repairs, mortgage/rent, and things of that nature, how do you know how it is?

YOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE FROM WHICH TO JUDGE WORKING SOCIETY, SO WHY SHOULD YOUR SAY BE GIVEN EQUAL WEIGHTING FOR THOSE  THAT DO.

You shouldn’t.

So, when you get a job, pay your taxes, and live in the real world, I mean really live in the real world, then you should be afforded the privilege to vote, to have your opinion sway the contributing society as a whole.

Think you know what’s going on anyways?  Yea, you think that, but you’re 18. You think the world revolves around you.  You don’t know a fucking thing, and do you know how I know?

Because I was 18 once too. I remember what it was like, and I remember what a wake up call entering the real world was. Even if I did work two jobs to support myself through school, I was still a leach until I went out and got a real job.

And you’ll be a leach until you do the same.  Unless you decide to fuck off from mom and dads, skip school, and go it on your own.  Then you’re a contributor, and should be afforded the privilege of voting.

Moving on.

Those who are leaches because the WON’T contribute. I’m looking at you, able bodied welfare lifers.  You people fucking disgust me.  Not more than the liberal nambie pambies do. You make a living off of welfare and we LET you.

The very fact that we let able bodied people live off of the toils of the contributors, not only for life but for FOUR GENERATIONS now is something that boggles the mind.

You able bodied welfare lifers, you are the LAST people thats should have ANY say on the way society is run. Until you start contributing, you just sit there in the corner getting fatter and raising like minded children like we all know you do.

‘Nuff Said.

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