60 Minutes
Generally on Sundays I have dinner at my parents house. Invariably, we end up watching CBS 60 minutes. At the end of every “completely impartial” show, they show a delightful little man ranting over nothing named Andy Rooney.
Andy, who sounds like he could benefit from one or two mental health treatment programs, is about a billion years old, and I don’t want to miss any of him, or at least his very last show. So I decided to write 60 minutes a small note, as follows:
To whom it may concern. I regularly watch 60 minutes on Sundays and very much enjoy watching Andy Rooney. I do have a suggestion. Please put Andy on at the beginning of the show, rather than the end. After all, 60 minutes is a long time for a man of his age, and I wouldn’t want to miss him.
I hope they take my suggestion. I’ll keep you informed.
