The Mind of Spaz

*Someone actually asked me to do a guest post.  If you want to read it, click here would you?

In my parents day, when somebody got a disease from chawing on the slut train, everyone referred to it as VD or venereal disease. Then in my day, the pansie ass’s upgraded it to be more politically correct and called it a sexually transmitted disease.

Now VD and STD don’t exist, because we use the uber ultra politically correct STI.  What the HELL is an STI?

I have no idea why we have to rename sex diseases so many fucking times.  What exactly was wrong with VD? Venereal Disease. Yea, I like the sound of that. Venereal. It sounds all squishy and dirty and genital like. That’s a good word.

I say SCREW you pansy ass lefties!  You’re changing the name of a broad definition of virus’s and bacteria so you don’t offend a bevy of skanks and sluts?  Are you afraid to remind Jimmy how stupid he is because he didn’t put a condom on before screwing the 47 year old one legged french whore?

I don’t think so.

From now on, it’s venereal disease.  It is because I say it is.  Anybody that’s a whore and has or had one has had VD.  You didn’t get an STD, you didn’t get an STI, you’re a  skank or ho and you screwed someone without protection and it’s ALL YOUR FAULT. That’s it, end of story.

Furthermore, if you are a skank or ho in a particular situation, you’re to use the letters V.D. after the end of your name. Yea, kind of like you went to school, except this is the school of skank.

If you’re a prostitute, welcome to the alumni! You’re V.D. If you’ve had more sexual partners in a year than there are months, you’re on the honour roll! If you’re from or ever have been to Amsterdam, guess what.  You are an honorary V.D. and you get to use it after your name!

Especially you Paris, especially you.

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I was watching a show the other day, some retarded thing about a tattoo artist or some shit.  This guy goes around in a modified motor home giving people tattoos all over the country.

Because you can’t go downtown to the local sleezeshop and get yourself some permanent retardedness.  Because tattoos should be just like pizza. Now you don’t have to leave the comfort of your own home to get some disgusting half unicorn half sea serpent wrapped around a skull who’s meaning you completely forget ten years later.

But I digress.

I watched about ten minutes of this show and became rather impressed with the young lady who was getting the tattoo.  I was impressed because of her attitude, her decisions and what she said, in comparison to what a Canadian girl  might do.

This girl, now 26, had a baby at the age of 16 and decided to give it up for adoption.  Here is what she had to say:

• She pursued the father and he ran for the hills with his dick tucked between his legs (or in some other young whore).
• She understood that in order to take care of this baby, she’d have to drop school and all her friends and get two or three jobs to support it and herself
• She understood that there was only one way to both ensure the baby had a good life, and that was to give him up for adoption to loving caring people who were both emotionally and financially ready
• She realizes that even though she’s in a good place now, she’s only the birth mother to her son and he already has loving parents.

Let’s compare that to how our socialist Canadian system has developed the attitudes of people via our overextended “helping hands”.

We’ll take one young lady, 16, who has gotten pregnant.

• She couldn’t possibly pursue the father, because it could be any one of a dozen guys she slept with that week, 6 of which she knew and only 3 of which she did while sober.
• She wouldn’t want to pursue the father anyways. You can’t get more money from the government for child support (read: weed and beer) if the father is in the picture.
• She doesn’t actually care what’s best for the baby, only what’s best for her. The baby is a means to an end, and that’s welfare. Free money that isn’t so free for us working slobs.
• So she goes out and gets pregnant again. Mo’ babies, Mo’ ‘free’ money!
• The kids grow up in squalor
• Even worse they develop an attitude just like her. Another stinking VD riddled burden crawling with pubic lice the size of chicken eggs.
• Where everyone else has to pay their way through college, our system give it to our super whore for ‘free’.
• She doesn’t give a shit, flunks out and stays on welfare.
• Our super whore will grow fat, ugly, have many tattoos and the biggest front ass you’ve seen in her life.
• She will also smoke cigarettes until they cut a hole in her throat, then she’ll smoke them through the hole. She’ll look like she’s 80 by the time she’s 50.

So to all you proponents of the absurd left wing right: Stop hating the U.S.A. Sure, there’s a lot of things they do wrong, but there’s a lot of things they do right too.  Hardcore socialist are turning adults into whiny children at the expense of the taxpayer. They force the helping hand to turn into a hand out, and when the system collapses upon itself because it can no longer support itself, people will die and it will be your fault.

So fuck you left wing pansies! Fuck you all to hell!

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